1. Yes, I know the plan is both crazy and brilliant. Crazy-brilliant. A pity that more people don’t ask me, “Honey, how is some barbed wire, a rake, and a pet turtle gonna help us make a proper getaway?” instead of making cuckoo signs behind my back.
2. C1: Oh, C2, C2, I’ve missed you so much…
C2: I was only gone for a few hours! Are you okay?
C1: You have no idea! *Hugs C2*
C2: Okay, yeah, I’m calling the doctor.
3. *Shows photo* Have you seen this thief? He has stolen my heart and I need it back ASAP.
4. Okay, now you can faint.
5. Russians…rebelling against authority since 1917.
6. Well, coming from a trigger-happy maniac like you, I guess it’d make sense that you’d name your gun Peek-A-Boom.
7. You’d better leave now for your safety…my sadistic tendencies are creeping up on me again.
8. For the last time, no! I didn’t steal your cat and eat it! I don’t care if I’m from [name of country]. You’re making me look bad!
9. C1: You’re insane!
C2: Honestly, are you that dense? I thought you knew that already.
Side note of the day: I’m seeing quite sharp rise in subscribers. Whooo! Keep up the count, people! I’m stoked! Good night!