Well, dude – you’re a sap!
You think you’re cute, cuddly and so nice –
Really? You, a lucki-o diddli-doo ol’ chap?
You said, “I love you” – ya should’ve known the price!
Oh yeah, I’ve had my share of guys, too,
Beats me why they’ve got to be so callous;
Now my priorities are confused – what to do?
I mean, it’s not like a girl has a phallus!
Look, I understand the friendzone,
I know how it must feel;
But even you yourself said you’re good-for-nothing prone
And you have the kisser of a moray eel!
Your diddli-dee life is plastered online, I see –
Am I – obsessing? Or is it a spiteful bluff?
Well, no, I hate you because your imperfections embody me!
And is one “me” really not enough?