1. Dear Lord, give me patience and give it to me NOW!!!
2. C1: I love you. *Kisses C2*
C2: Thanks, but you’re aware that I’m currently kidnapping you, right?
3. I’m a nice person, but these shmucks are enough to make me break 6 of the 10 Commandments.
4. Aww, it’s so cute. I wanna strangle it. 0.o
5. If that’s a problem, close your eyes, shut your mouth, and go hide under a rock.
6. Sorry, I don’t speak karate.
7. My mom says that if I don’t stop playing this song, she’ll smash my head into this keyboard. Lol I think she’s just asd;lkjaopgi jlvfdmfb./dfbkdfb fld;dfg gf
8. Difficulty level: Asian.
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I’m going back to writing poems. This time I’ll try to experiment with different poetry styles and categorize them as such.
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