1. This is why I hate secret agents. First you think they’re on your side but nooo, they’re actually on the other team. Then they make this huge scene of repenting and coming back to the good side, and even then they still have questionable motives. Hence the term, “Double-double agents.”
2. Death: the solution to all the world’s problems. That or Nutella. Choose one.
3. C1: Why do you curse at people in [foreign language]?
C2: Because it’s cooler to condemn people in [foreign language].
4. …Because I’m freaking Batman, baby! [jumps off building]
5. C1: You-you just saved my life.
C2: Duh! I don’t just let people die off like that! It would hurt the economy!
6. I’ll hold, you punch.
7. He does his talking with an axe. Go figure.
8. If what he says really is true, then my name is Princess Anastasia!
9. Right to bear arms? Ridiculous. Did you know that in my country, we have rights to entire bear?
